My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.