A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.