Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.