Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.