I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.