One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better ***-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.