As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.