Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.