It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.