If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.