There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.