The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.