C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !