There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.