A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.