If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.