Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

If you are going through hell, keep going.