If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)