I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.