If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.