Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?