I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.