Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.