I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.