If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.