Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.